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This wonderful conversation.

Right here.

That I saved months ago. (almost three to be exact.)

"You and the stranger both like Vocaloid.
You: Please don't leave me. q w q
Stranger: Are you Len?
You: ..Uhm.. No...
Stranger: DAMN IT
You: I can try being him though. > u >
Stranger: Well it's not the same!
You: I'm sorry. ; w ;
Stranger: It's okay…
You: ..So..
You: How are you? o w o . . .
Stranger: I'm fine…
You: ..Any particular reason.. you were hoping I was Len?
Stranger: T-That's none of your business!
You: ..I think I know. e w e
You: But do you know who I really am?
You: ..I'm Kaito. e u e
Stranger: KAITO?! YOU WAOULD KNOW WHERE LEN IS! WHERE IS HE?
You: HE'S OUT WITH MIKU.
You: Where else would he be?
Stranger: And why?
You: Well.. They were going to the park, or so they told me...
Stranger: DAMN IT WHY WOULD HE LEAVE ME?
You: ..Probably to go have fun time with his girlfriend..?
Stranger: G-Girlfriend...?
You: Yeah. o 3 o
You: He and Miku are going out. o u o
Stranger: OH LEN IS SO DEAD
You: o A o
You: Please.. don't kill him again. ; - ;
You: I always have to clean up the bloody mess, and I'm getting tired of it. ; A ;
Stranger: But he didin't tell me he was going out with miku!
You: Well depending on who you are, you probably wouldn't know.
Stranger: I'm Rin!
You: ..R-Rin!? B-but.. you and I stalk them on a daily basis, how could you NOT know!? . [] .
Stranger: He didn't tell me…
You: ..I honestly thought he'd told you. ; A ;
You: ..B-besides, don't you like Mikuo..?
Stranger: N-No! And I would never!
You: Well this is news to me.
You: You're always peeking in his room when he's changing...
Stranger: I-I am not!
You: But I saw you!! Just the other day! >8C
Stranger: W-Well I just needed him for something!
You: Well then what was with the pervy grin, hmmmmmmmm~?
Stranger: W-What?! I-I was not!
You: I saw itt~~
You: e w e
Stranger: You stalker!!
Stranger: K-Kaito...?
Stranger: Kaito..!
You: ..I had to get some ice cream, sorry. > w >
Stranger: It's ok…
You: And I wasn't stalking you; I just happened to have been passing by~
Stranger: You were so stalking me!!
You: Nope~
You: I'd only stalk Luka-chan~
Stranger: Why?
You: Cause she's puurty~~
You: Gakupo doesn't seem to like me stalking her though. > w >
Stranger: I can see why...
You: Yeah.. But I can't help myself. ; u ;
Stranger: Maybe you should try to stop stalking people...
You: I only stalk Luka-chan though. ; A ;
You: And it's so fun~
Stranger: Why I don't do it
You: Course you do.
You: You're always following Len and Miku around, as well as watching Mikuo in his room. e u e
Stranger: I do not!!!
You: Yes you do.
You: No harm in admitting it, Rinny-chan.
Stranger: I don't!!!
You: Explain why you also have pictures of Mikuo all over the walls of your room then?
Stranger: I do not!! Wait...HOW DO YOU KNOW THAT?!
You: ..I'm a magician. e w e
Stranger: No you're just a stalker
You: Nope, I'm really a magical person. o u o
You: How else do you think I can eat so much ice cream and not get fat?
Stranger: I dunno...
You: It's cause I'm magic. e u e
Stranger: Fine then you're magical…
You: I'm glad you believe me~
You: Anywho, are Len and Miku back yet? o 3 o
Stranger: I dunno you go check
You: ..I know exactly where I'm checking first at least...
You: . ///////////////// .
You: > ///////////////// >
Stranger: What's wrong...?
You: Hm.. I don't think you should know...
You: You're too young. >/// u ///>
Stranger: Come on just tell me!
You: If I tell you, do you promise not to kill me? Or Len?
Stranger: Fine…
You: Okay then.
You: ..They were doing inappropriate things in Miku's room.
You: Namely on her bed...
Stranger: Oh god…
You: Yeah.. > u >
Stranger: Why would they do that...?
You: Probably cause Len is a pervert and he just loves loving Miku. o 3 o
Stranger: I do I just wanna kill Len now *pulls out a knife*
You: o A o
You: Y-YOU PROMISED NOT TO THOUGH!!
You: PLEASE DON'T. ; A ;
You: I AM NOT CLEANING IT UP THIS TIME.
Stranger: I CAN'T HELP IT IF I WANNA KILL LEN!!
You: JUST GO CHOP UP AN ORANGE THEN! AND PRETEND THAT'S LEN. Q A Q
Stranger: NO!!
You: PLEASE. ; A ;
You: I AM BEGGING YOU.
You: OR ELSE I'LL MAKE YOU CLEAN UP AFTER HIS DEAD BODY.
Stranger: FINE THEN I'LL CLEAN UP THE BLOOD
You: GOD NO PLEASE STOP.
Stranger: OH AND WHY?
You: BECAUSE.
You: LEN HAS DIED ENOUGH.
You: AND I JUST..
You: I DON'T KNOW.
Stranger: DOES IT LOOK LIKE I CARE?!
You: BUT THEN HE AND I CAN NEVER DO SPONTANEOUS MUSICALS ANYMORE. TT A TT
Stranger: WELL I DONT CARE SO IM GOING TO KILL HIM
You: HELL YOU STALK THEM WHENVER THEY DO STUFF LIKE THAT AND YOU ALWAYS SAY HOW HOT THEY ARE TOGETHER, WHY HAVE YOU BECOME LIKE THIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIISSSSSSS?
You: AND-AND YOU AND MIKI ARE BEST COUPLE STALKER FRIENDS. Q A Q
Stranger: BECAUSE I DON'T WANT LEN TO BE WITH MIKU I LOVE LEN MORE THAN SHE DOES *cries*
You: BUT I THOUGHT YOU ONLY LOVED LEN LIKE A BROTHERRRRR. -//sobbu
Stranger: NO I DON'T! I LOVE HIM MORE THAN THAT!
You: BUT THAT'S SO DISTURBING.
You: LIKE.
You: SERIOUSLY NOW.
You: WHAT EVEN.
You: ICAN'T.
You: EVEN.
Stranger: I DONT CARE WHAT ANYONE SAYS I LOVE HIM!
You: BUT HE DOESN'T LOVE YOU LIKE THAT BACK.
You: AND PLEASE DON'T MAKE IT A REVERSE SPICE.
You: GOD PLEASE WHATEVER YOU DO.
You: NOT THAT.
Stranger: W-Why doesn't he love me...?
You: Because he sees you as a sister. ; - ;
You: And besides.
You: I LOVE YOU RINNY. TT U TT
Stranger: Wait...WHAT?!?!
You: YES RINNY DEAR.
You: I LOVE YOU.
You: ; U ;
You: \ ; U ; /
You: HUG ME.
Stranger: NO I WOULD NEVER!!
You: BUT-BUT. ; A ;
You: -sobcry-
You: WA-WAS SPICE ALL A LIE?
You: ; A ;
Stranger: YES IT WAS
You: EVEN ONII YUUKAI!?
You: WHAT TWISTED WORLD HAVE YOU COME FROM SO-TOTALLY-NOT-THE-RIN-I-KNOW!?
Stranger: WELL I DONT WANNA BE DATING SOME IDIOT WHO LOVES ICE CREAM
You: MY FEELS.
You: RIN.
You: YOU HAVE.
You: DESTROYED THEM ALL.
You: WHYYYYYYYYYYY?
You: NOW EVERYONE HATES ME. ; A ;
Stranger: FINE THEN I'LL BE YOUR GIRLFRIEND!
You: YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY~
Stranger: Oh god why am I doing this?
You: Because you're the only Vocaloid that doesn't hate me. ; U ;
Stranger: WELL I THOUGHT YOU WERE WITH MIKU BUT I GUESS NOT
You: Wha? o A o
You: I was never with Miku.
You: Ever. . - .
Stranger: WELL I THOUGHT YOU WERE
You: Cause I know Len would kill me if I tried flirting with her. > u >
Stranger: Have you seen mikuo..?
You: I think he's in his room. o u o
Stranger: Ok...*goes to his room*
You: < u <
You: > u >
You: < u <
You: > u >
You: -follows- e w e
Stranger: WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING YOU CREEP?!
You: Stalking you with my magical powers. e w e
You: I am invisible right now. e w e
Stranger: WELL STOP IT!!!
You: But it's fun. e u e
Stranger: WELL IT ISIN'T FOR ME!!!!!!
You: But you'll never know I'm here. e w e
Stranger: Well I do SO GET OUT OF HERE!!!
You: Why are the fun things always off limits.. -sulks off-
You: -peeks from around the corner- |ω ●
Stranger: DAMN IT KAITO STOP STALKING ME!!!
You: I'm not stalking you though. |ω ●
You: I'm stalking Luka who is behind you. |ω ●
Stranger: Wait...s-she's behind me...?
You: Yup. |ω e
Stranger: DAMN IT
You: Is that a bad thing? |ω ●
Stranger: Well I wanna see mikuo and I want us to be ALONE you got that?
You: ..Alright then. |ω ●
You: | ●
You: |
You: |●
Stranger: Is luka still behind me..?
You: Nope. She probably left to go get some tuna. |●
Stranger: Good...now to go see mikuo
You: Have fun. |●
You: |
You: -magically morphs into a person named Crystalyna- You know I was doing this whole roleplay thing just to get revenge for all the RinxLen I see that pisses me off, right? e w e
Stranger: DAMN IT WHY DO YOU HATE ME BEING WITH LEN?!
You: Cause it's creepy and self-cest is weird. o u o
Stranger: IT IS NOT CREEPY!!
You: ..There's just.. like no right way of you two being together like that. > u >
You: Trust me, I've tried to see it as non-weird.
You: I can't. ; u ;
Stranger: You know I still got that knife right?
You: And you know I'm behind a computer screen right?
Stranger: WHO CARES I CAN STILL KILL YOU!!
You: AND SO LOOK AT ALL THE FUCKS I GIVE FOR THAT~
You: LOOK, AREN'T THEY BEAUTIFUL~?
You: 8'D
Stranger: NO THEY ARE NOT
You: YOU'RE RIGHT.
You: CAUSE THEY DON'T EXIST. 8D
Stranger: WELL GOODBYE RANDOM STRANGER
You: GOODBYE ANON~
Stranger: I AM RIN!!!
You: BY THE WAY I HOPE YOU DON'T MIND IF I POST THIS CONVERSATION~
Stranger: NO
You: ..I am anyways. ´ ∀ ` ノ
Your conversational partner has disconnected."


Oh Omegle.

This is the reason I love you. <3

I just can't believe whoever it was actually tried justifying RinxLen. > u >
I mean, come on.

The three general ways of seeing them are as twins (incest), mirror images (self-cest), or two people who have no ties to each other whatsoever.(And while it is possible, it's also highly unlikely.)

So in all ways, it is indeed creepy. (For me to see anyways.)

Ah well.
I doubt the other person will ever see this, and even if they do, they probably won't remember this happened. u w u
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:iconmizuluna:
MizuLuna Featured By Owner Dec 5, 2012
This conversation xD
I can't stop laughing at all. I'm dying over here.

What's Omegle? o3o
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Crystallyna Featured By Owner Dec 5, 2012  Hobbyist Artist
o n o ;;



A website where you can talk to strangers; you can also add interests to find people who like something that you like. I used Vocaloid as an interest, and as such found this person. |3
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:iconyukkurin:
Yukkurin Featured By Owner Dec 4, 2012  Hobbyist
That was the most beautiful conversation ever. :iconuhuhuhuplz:
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:iconcrystallyna:
Crystallyna Featured By Owner Dec 4, 2012  Hobbyist Artist
:iconallmytearplz:
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:iconcitruspirit:
CitruSpirit Featured By Owner Dec 3, 2012
... This was the best conversation ever :iconslowclapplz::iconbravoplz::iconclappingplz::iconclappingplz::iconclappingplz::iconclappingplz::iconclappingplz::iconclappingplz:

I couldn't contain my laughter! 8D
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:iconcrystallyna:
Crystallyna Featured By Owner Dec 4, 2012  Hobbyist Artist
I'm glad other people find this as amusing as I did. 8'D
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:iconcitruspirit:
CitruSpirit Featured By Owner Dec 4, 2012
8'D

Another thing I find amusing is that if you find a stranger on Omegal, but turns out to be a friend you know on dA. :dummy:
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:iconcrystallyna:
Crystallyna Featured By Owner Dec 4, 2012  Hobbyist Artist
I've never met a dA friend on Omgele, but I have met other deviants. :la:
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:iconcitruspirit:
CitruSpirit Featured By Owner Dec 4, 2012
:la:

I never been on Omegele. o u o
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MaddyEatsKidneys69 Featured By Owner Dec 3, 2012  Hobbyist Digital Artist
brbgoingonomegleandtypinginterestsasvocaloid -w-
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